Grrrrrrrrr! As usual, there are great women and then there are effing idiots. Here’s a great one:
What a pathetic, sad woman who obviously has no life. Is it because she is a ‘bitter’ old hag and not top totty herself ? In fact I just googled her and she is far far from. The brewery should go away and brew another called ‘Bitter Kate’. But heh the plus side of this is that sales and demand will now go through the roof. That will teach her ! – Debbie, Sutton
She’s right – where can we actually get this beer? I had a bottle of Rosey Nosey the other day and it was great. Has anyone tried Top Totty? Is it any good?
Never mind the bloody beer – where does one find ordinary totty, top or otherwise?
Us ‘wrinklies’ need a bit of help…………
Try SE Asia. All you need is a grip on reality and a sense of humour… 😯
Easy peasy – rename Top Totty ‘Nanny Knows Best’ and replace the busty blonde beauty with Kate’s picture…alternatively, how about simply calling it ‘Harridans’ again with Kate’s piccy? Really, we deserve better from our elected masters, we really do.
I suppose there’s always the thought that while they are squabbling over this, they aren’t doing any other damage?
Sadly, the civil service rumbles on with the agenda, ignoring them AND us!
Ah, I was intrigued what comment you’d make, Julia. 🙂
Suits the dignity of the place if you ask me.
They should replace it with Panty Peeler (really, I’ve not even had to make that up).
Either that or produce a special brew for parliament – maybe Cupid Stunts or somesuch.
“…maybe Cupid Stunts or somesuch.”
Yes, that would be apt.
There is NO way that Kate Green could EVER be described as Top Totty, not even after 10 pints of the stuff, whilst beer has been making ugly women attractive for hundreds of years there is a limit. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sadly for Madam Green that is a word that can never be used to describe her in an honest fashion.
I just did a Google image search for Kate Green and even though the safe search is set to moderate it showed three pairs of naked breasts, two attractive girls wearing only bra and knickers, and another one in a tee shirt and hot pants. I have no idea why this is but the thought that it probably gives Kate Green conniptions is a pleasant one.
Lads’ comments of a oneness [and why should I be any different?] 🙂 That google search – there are indeed a couple of other Kate Greens who are Top Totty.
Had a thought [I know, I know]. Imagine if parliament were full of this blog’s readers, in the male/female proportion that our comments thread’s have. Julia would be speaker.
I’d wager we’d get little agreed on but the bar would do a roaring trade and some sensible decisions, e.g. on the armed forces, might be made in the interim.
Would we hang Blair though?
If Julia was Speaker we’d being seeing ‘Order’ being tweeted, which would be an improvement on it being squeaked.
Mind you, the Aussie beanwood chair would have to be disinfected first of dwarf poison but that shouldn’t delay things for too long. We could send an army to recover the Scone stone, Wills could then helicopter it down and Julia could sit on that [with a cushion] until the job was done. Piece of cake.
No need for that. Just throw the booster cushion away. 😈