They Can Barely Contain Their Glee…

The heroic “lion of London Bridge” has been caught on camera launching a racist tirade at a group of protesters.

Yippee! Racism! He’s clearly a bad ‘un! We knew it when she shouted abuse at those poor misunderstood terrorists!

…newly emerged video, which was filmed in February, shows him shouting racist slurs and spitting in a man’s face.

Hmmm, wait, though. Does this video show the whole story?

It is not clear how the argument with anti-racism protesters was initiated, with the footage only showing Mr Larner apparently becoming angry after being photographed.

Gosh! That’s a shocker, isn’t it?

When one of the protestors walks up to Mr Larner and appears to headbutt him, Mr Larner retreats.

Oh, were you prepared to gloss over physical assault, then?

His mother has since said that the protesters had said something about the dogs he was walking and that he was standing up to them in response.

Who doesn’t like dogs…?

What a puzzle…

5 comments for “They Can Barely Contain Their Glee…

  1. Penseivat
    July 12, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Asif, Mohammed, and their ilk don’t like dogs as they won’t keep still. Sheep and goats are preferred as they remain still and docile while being shagged.

    • Mudplugger
      July 12, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      Camels too, providing you get a good-looking one.

  2. opsimath
    July 12, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    I’m sure there is a line in ‘Midnight at the Oasis’ that goes ‘take your camel to bed’ …

  3. Stonyground
    July 13, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Here is some pointless trivia. In the 1980s ship based pirate radio stations enjoyed a brief resurgence. Radio Caroline asked listeners to send in a list of their top five fave tracks of all time, you had to write them down and post them in those days. They then compiled a top 100 from these lists and played the rundown several times over a bank holiday weekend. Midnight at the Oasis was number 100 in this chart. I can’t remember what number 1 was, Stairway to Heaven probably.

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