His gaff

I saw the article about the gay couple getting thrown out of a pub a day or so ago and I see that it is still rumbling on. In this instance, the response being pretty much that it is the landlord’s gaff and he makes the rules. If you don’t like the rules, go elsewhere. Which was my gut feeling on reading the original story when these two were whining to the press about how hard done by they were. You’d almost think they were the only people ever to be kicked out of a pub.

In essence, they were kissing and the landlord told them to stop or leave, They acknowledge that it was a polite request. It appears that they chose to ignore the polite request and were subsequently asked to leave. Whereupon much righteous beating of chests went on, including a rush to twatterFriendface and the papers –  accompanied of course, with the cry of homophobic bullying. Now for all we know, the landlord finds all kissing objectionable, whoever is doing it. Maybe he only objects when it is same sex couples, we don’t know. We do know that the police –  who clearly have sorted out all the crime in London, so have plenty of time on their hands –  are investigating this heinous crime on the part of the the landlord and I expect that we will see a court case in the not too distant future. And we will be treated to endless whining on the part of the two aggrieved kissers, followed by a smug-in when the landlord is convicted.

Ultimately though, the landlord has every right –  or, in a civilised society, he damned well should have –  to decide what he will or will not allow on his property. Personally, I find all public displays of affection discomforting. I don’t do it myself and prefer others not to indulge in my presence. Therefore, if I was the landlord, I’d have done exactly the same –  no matter what the protagonists keep in their underpants or where they decide to put it.

Mr Williams said: “We had been kissing but my hands and James’s hands were above the table so I don’t think it’s really a problem.”

“Should I be stopped from kissing my partner in public just because I am not in a supposedly gay area?”

If you are on private property and the owner objects, yes.

“That is just utterly wrong, surely. We shouldn’t ghettoise people.”

No one is ghettoising you. You got thrown out of a pub because the landlord didn’t like the cut of your jib. Join the club and grow up. try another pub. Tell your mates to do likewise. It’s what I did.

Meanwhile, hundreds of gay rights’ protesters are planning a “kiss-in” at the pub in response to the alleged ejection.

Oh, please!

4 comments for “His gaff

  1. admin
    April 21, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    You couldn’t get a better example of PCism and sense of grievance than this.

  2. April 23, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    As always, the ladies have arrived at this party, fashionably late, as is their prerogative… 🙂

    Although… check out the comments. Not a lot of sympathy, and a lot of suspicion of bandwagon-jumping. Maybe they’ve overplayed their hand?

  3. john in cheshire
    April 24, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    I hope it doesn’t get to court; in fact, I hope the Landlord is given an apology by the cops. And if the bigots get their day in court, I hope they lose. What a sick country we have become.

  4. April 25, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    I suppose that in future, pubs will be forced to provide shaved gerbils… along with peanuts and packets of 3.

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