Pantomime Season Comes Earlier Every Year…

US Administration – ‘Oh yes, we did!’:

After he was shot in the head in a firefight with U.S. Navy SEALs, bin Laden’s body was taken to the USS Carl Vinson, an aircraft carrier in the North Arabian Sea, where it was washed, placed on a white sheet and put in a weighted bag.

An officer read religious remarks, which were translated into Arabic by a native speaker. The body was then placed on a board and eased into the sea, a Pentagon official said.

“It was taken care of in the appropriate way,” Brennan said. “It was determined that it was in the best interests of all involved that this burial take place, again, according to Islamic requirements, at sea.”

Muslim fanatics – ‘Oh no, you didn’t!’:

In terms of the basic requirements for Muslim burials, standard practice involves placing the body in a grave with the head pointed toward the holy city of Mecca. Burial at sea is rare in Islam, though Muslim websites say it is permitted in certain circumstances. One is during a long voyage where the body may decompose and pose a health hazard to a ship’s passengers, an exception noted on Monday by Tunisian scholar Ahmed al-Gharbi. Another is if there is a risk of enemies digging up a and grave and exhuming or mutilating the body.

Dr Saud al-Fanisan, former dean of the faculty of sharia law in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, said that if a body was buried at sea it should be protected from fish. In the words of, the body should be lowered into the water “in a vessel of clay or with a weight tied to its feet”.

Mohammed al-Qubaisi, Dubai’s grand mufti, said of Bin Laden’s burial: “They can say they buried him at sea, but they cannot say they did it according to Islam. Sea burials are permissible for Muslims in extraordinary circumstances. This is not one of them.”

Why try to appease these people in the first place? It’s obvious it’s never going to win you any friends…

9 comments for “Pantomime Season Comes Earlier Every Year…

  1. May 3, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Fatwah for you, girl. πŸ˜‰

    • May 4, 2011 at 5:28 am

      Oh, I’m doomed, for sure… 😈

  2. Smoking Hot
    May 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    So there we were making sure Bin Laden’s body was treated with all respect to his religion. We were doing it on the deck of the ship but all of a sudden the ship lurched and Bin Laden was no longer there.

    Seaman Bluebottle shouted ‘He’s fallen in the water’ πŸ˜€

  3. May 3, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    It sets a nice precedent for Somali pirates (live ones) πŸ™‚

  4. May 4, 2011 at 1:43 am

    Simething very fishy about this whole story but “if there is a risk of enemies digging up a and grave and exhuming or mutilating the body” seems fair enough excuse for dumping his corpse at sea.

    • May 4, 2011 at 5:29 am

      Didn’t the Israelis do something similar with one of the captured Nazis?

  5. May 4, 2011 at 5:11 am

    I’m just waiting until the audience is expected to shout out ‘Look behind you’. πŸ™

    • May 4, 2011 at 5:30 am

      Heh! :mrgreen:

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