Caption competition

Due to being a clumsy idiot (don’t ask, okay – just don’t) I’m slightly off my dial on painkillers right now, so I’m sure fellow Orphans and visitors can better my humble effort at captioning this picture. As per the last picture competition I did here the first prize will be non-existent as Julia Gillard’s office still hasn’t got back to me.

5 comments for “Caption competition

  1. August 13, 2011 at 7:06 am

    I don’t know about a caption, but I have to say, on your effort, they are BOTH right!

  2. Chick
    August 13, 2011 at 9:19 am

    Mine is this size.

  3. Jim Enfous
    August 13, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Theresa !! That’s not what I meant by a 20% reduction in the police.

  4. john in cheshire
    August 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    Aren’t they saying : “so we’re agreed, we let the people defend themselves with whatever force is appropriate”.

  5. August 14, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    By way of tribute to the interview scene in The Enforcer, not long preceded by Harry Calahan’s classic line “Personnel? That’s for assholes” (and his anonymous chief replying “I spent ten years in personnel, Calahan…”): –

    DC: “How fast do you run the hundred?”

    Voice off picture: “Inspector, that’s a sexist question.”

    DC: “Tell us about your first felony arrest.”

    WPC: “I’ve never made a felony arrest.”

    DC: “OK, tell us about your first misdemeanour arrest.”

    WPC: “Er…I’ve never made a misdemeanour arrest.”

    DC (having paused in desperation to describe a hypothetical intimate scenario featuring the hatchet faced feminist on the panel and a Shetland pony): “I’m just trying to figure out if anyone in this room knows what crime has been committed.”

    WPC launches into law lecture. Everyone falls asleep. And wake up when the newly promoted WPC becomes Dirty Harry’s homicide partner pursuant to an equality directive of some kind…

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