Fairs fair!

‘Troubled’ footballer wins equivalent of 2009 X 10kg kegs of Stella.

‘Gazza’ stated, “I deserved it, my Piracy, sorry my Priority; no, that should have been Privacy was  disturbed, and I feel rectified, or summat similar; like, Hawaaay the Lads: have another one; Man! .”

Band-wagon scramblers, dozens of whom have never been heard of before, tell how devastated they were not to be included in phone-hacking stories.

The Labour Party, vociferous in their condemnation of Murcoch’s News of the World’s hacking exploits, remain strangely silent on the Mirror’s exploits.

3 comments for “Fairs fair!

  1. ivan
    May 22, 2015 at 11:41 am

    And of course no one mentions the Guardian’s e-mail hacking.

  2. Lord T
    May 22, 2015 at 12:59 pm

    There is dosh available. I think my phones were hacked. Where do I get my prize sorry compensation from.

  3. Viscount Rectum
    May 22, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Dear Gazza please try and drink it all at once.

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