We’re doomed; I tell you: we’re all doomed!

There have been many scourges to impact upon those nations who tend towards civilised behaviour. War, terrorism, the illusory threat of Climate Change and/or global warbling, politicians from all sides of the spectrum; you must get my drift?

But a terrible new threat has been identified in the former Colony known as Australia, and I fear that this will prove terminal.

Yes, folks, the dreaded  Vegemite plague is upon us, and there is literally, no hope at all!

4 comments for “We’re doomed; I tell you: we’re all doomed!

  1. August 9, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    Sniffing Vegemite? World’s gone Marmite, I tell you.

  2. August 9, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Strewth! The wowsers are after the Vegemite now!

  3. Mudplugger
    August 9, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    They couldn’t hang on to the Ashes, so at least let them keep their precious Vegemite as a consolation prize.
    Bruce needs some solace when he lives in the world’s biggest open prison and he can’t even play 5-day cricket properly any more.

  4. August 10, 2015 at 5:56 am

    Dreadful stuff. Can’t we get the Chinese to buy it? They eat awful shyte.

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