Beware all foreigners!

Foreign Office advises against travel to parts of:

Algeria, Angola, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Burkina Faso, Burma (Myanmar), Cambodia, Cameroon, Colombia, Djibouti, Ecuador, Egypt, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Georgia, Haiti, India, Iran, Israel, Ivory Coast, Japan, Jordan, Kenya, Kosovo, Lebanon, Madagascar, Malaysia, Mali, Nepal, Nigeria, Pakistan, Philippines, Republic of Congo, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Tajikistan, Thailand, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, Venezuela, Western Sahara

So Salford is still considered safe then?

9 comments for “Beware all foreigners!

  1. March 30, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    Japan? Seriously? Those Yakuza acting up again?

  2. Chuckles
    March 30, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    You left out Belgium

  3. Mudplugger
    March 30, 2016 at 8:06 pm

    Salford’s certainly not safe – not now they’ve sent the BBC there.

  4. Errol
    March 30, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Interesting that that’s where most of the ‘vibrant’ ‘diverse’ and ‘progressive’ illegal immigrants are coming from.

    We shouldn’t go there, yet we don’t have to! Big state forces them on us!

  5. Hereward Unbowed.
    March 31, 2016 at 12:09 am

    What happened to Tanzania, Mozambique and Zimbabwe or, do they pay more?

    There are some severely sh*te areas in the north other than Salford, Liverpool, Levenshulme, Moss Side, Whalley range, Wythenshawe, Crumpsall, Glodwick, Rochdale, Blackburn, Bury, Accrington, Batley, Halalifax, Urdusfield, Dewsbury and Bradford are some.

    • Mudplugger
      March 31, 2016 at 9:24 am

      Assuming you mean ‘Shi-ite’, then you’re wrong about Bradford, that’s mostly Sunni.

      • Hereward Unbowed.
        March 31, 2016 at 2:24 pm

        No, I meant faeces.

        • Mudplugger
          March 31, 2016 at 5:23 pm

          Always good to have that cleared up.

          • Ed P
            March 31, 2016 at 10:54 pm

            And it stinks when the sun(ni) shines on it

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