Interflora shares fall off cliff!

We are confidently informed that the presence of a twenty two-odd mile wide stretch of water keeps us from the horrors which traversed the Promenade des Anglais in Nice a few evenings ago. The Security Service spokesman stated that our ‘Prevent’ strategy worked, and no way would a truck and trailer mow down hundreds on the streets of our cities.

There is, however, yet another reason why the deadly truck driver would be thwarted: we must ask ourselves to remember the last time we saw anyone walking along a beach parade; or anywhere else for that matter, in the evening; seeing as it is nearly always raining, or about to rain; or indeed just finished raining.

Imagine that: rescued from a Muslim terror onslaught by the British weather, of all things!

2 comments for “Interflora shares fall off cliff!

  1. Ed P
    July 17, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    I’m surprised Mrs May hasn’t already rescinded all HGV licences granted to Muslims – surely an ideal and very British solution (i.e, ignoring the cause and muddling the solution).

  2. Lord T
    July 18, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Ed, That isn’t the British solution.

    We simply take everyones licenses away. It saves on having to justify what we do.

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