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  1. bobh
    August 4, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Owing to the close similarity of cell structure and metabolism, the virus is also easily transferred from the Scots themselves to the native wild haggis herds, from which it quickly mutates.
    The public have been advised to immediately inform the police if they see them drooling at the mouth or exhibiting other erratic behaviour, (eg, voting SNP).
    The above advice applies to both haggis and Scotsmen.

    • Ed P
      August 4, 2016 at 1:56 pm

      That Jimmy Krankie look-alike might actually be a haggis, which could explain the weird noises she emits.

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