Men of Asian appearance learning to swim.

Five dead fully-clothed ‘young’ men drowned in sea off English beauty spot. Scene is twenty-five miles from Calais. BBC refuses to even contemplate that they may be ‘illegal migrants’.

Witnesses said the first three dead men – who were reported as black or Asian – were all fully clothed and did not appear to have any family or friends with them.

It led to speculation that the victims could be illegal immigrants – but a police source said that the investigation is at an early stage and ‘there is currently nothing to suggest the men were migrants’.

Suggestion is that they were forming part of the first proposed new sport for the 2020 Olympics, namely ‘Swimming Twenty-five Miles in open water at Night without assistance or aid.’. The handicap system will be based upon how much they are carrying in their backpacks (compulsory for all swimmers).
The EU refused to comment on the fact that Camber Sands beach has been rated ‘Good’ for swimmers.

 

Local blind liberal idiots pushed a petition for lifeguards at Camber beach.

9 comments for “Men of Asian appearance learning to swim.

  1. mona
    August 25, 2016 at 10:17 am

    “there is currently nothing to suggest the men were migrants” from a police source, this is a blatant case of unconscious racism by the police by which they meant they were migrants, in double-speak language used by the police, why didn’t they just say their identities are unknown.

  2. August 25, 2016 at 11:46 am

    Migrants? Good Lord, why would anyone think that? They had ‘mental health issues’ but thankfully they found a cure.

  3. Errol
    August 25, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    The BBC really does break it’s back trying desperately to avoid telling the truth doesn’t it?

  4. Hereward Unbowed.
    August 25, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    A trip across the channel is fraught with hazards and danger, it’s not just island hopping over some minor strait in the Aegean.

  5. George (Northampton)
    August 25, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    On the plus side, should this become more common, we might see many more sharks around our coast, which will be nice….

    • August 25, 2016 at 1:45 pm

      But can you imagine the sheer uproar when the first headlines emerge stating ‘Great White attacks friendly swimmers in full islamic garb, as they were attracted by strange and garbled sounds’, or alternatively ‘WWF attacks muslims for forcing sharks to eat green-inked paper’

    • Mudplugger
      August 25, 2016 at 4:20 pm

      There seems to be some disagreement in the Islamic community whether shark-meat is Halal (permitted) or Haram (forbidden).
      Fortunately the sharks suffer no such dogmatic conflicts, finding the flesh of ragheads just as appetising as any others.
      Ready when you are, Jaws……..

    • Lord T
      August 25, 2016 at 5:10 pm

      Just out of scientific interest you understand; how exactly do you attract something like sharks to a specific area like the Channel.

      • August 28, 2016 at 6:35 am

        Chum.

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