Now you see me…..Now you still see me

Reading, as one does, the property pages of the weekend Times, and the Telegraph, one see the ultimate in luxury, or what is marketed as luxury, flats in London.

We are regaled with this:-


or this:-


or even this:-



by now you will be getting the idea; large picture windows, giving the proud owner the ability to look out over the glittering landscape of London.

But what happens when you buy here, at Neo-Bankside Apartments; when the Tate Switch buildings scaffolding comes down, and the flat owners and residents get this?:-


Nicholas Serota, the Tate’s director, airily says, ‘Buy Net Curtains or Blinds‘  Just love the sign, right next to where some female berkess is scanning and picturing the neighbours, ‘as you do’!

2 comments for “Now you see me…..Now you still see me

  1. Errol
    September 22, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Well… durrh. If you live in a greenhouse don’t be surprised when people look at you. That said, they could have used privacy glass or one way glass, even.

  2. September 22, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Pretty berkess though.

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