Reading, as one does, the property pages of the weekend Times, and the Telegraph, one see the ultimate in luxury, or what is marketed as luxury, flats in London.
We are regaled with this:-
or even this:-
by now you will be getting the idea; large picture windows, giving the proud owner the ability to look out over the glittering landscape of London.
But what happens when you buy here, at Neo-Bankside Apartments; when the Tate Switch buildings scaffolding comes down, and the flat owners and residents get this?:-
Nicholas Serota, the Tate’s director, airily says, ‘Buy Net Curtains or Blinds‘ Just love the sign, right next to where some female berkess is scanning and picturing the neighbours, ‘as you do’!