“But I’m An Act-or, Dahlink, Not A Stagehand!”

It was designed as an innovative and immersive drama to brighten up a struggling part of Brighton’s seafront.

But the team behind Something Street has found themselves in hot water with Brighton and Hove City Council after failing to clear away their set three months after the show ended.

Fancy that…

Residents have complained to council leader Warren Morgan that the Madeira Drive site has been left an “eyesore” and now the authority is due to clear the mess themselves and bill the Something Street team for the clean-up.

I predict they’ll not see a single penny.

Council leader Warren Morgan said the company would not be given permission to return to council land for any future performances.

But their successor company, run by exactly the same people, undoubtedly will!