I’m Concerned About The Upcoming Apostrophe Shortage…

Du’wayne Holness, now 26, was knifed repeatedly as he tried to usher out more than 150 people after the party in south Croydon got out of control.

*sucks teeth* Croydon, innit?

The grandmother described her family’s “torture” on the first anniversary of the stabbing – her granddaughter Tai’ler Fraser’s 15th birthday.

*bites lip*

On the day of the attack, 150 people descended on the birthday party despite only 60 “good people” being invited, Tai’ler’s mother Shurleene Fraser told the Standard.

Wait, is that spelled correctly? Are we sure that’s not ‘Shur’leene’..?

6 comments for “I’m Concerned About The Upcoming Apostrophe Shortage…

  1. March 4, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    South Croydon. ‘Nuff said.

  2. Bob H
    March 4, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    My laptop has plenty, so I am happy to donate some.


    Please let me know if any more are needed.

    (I also have a surplus of questions ?????????????)

    • March 5, 2017 at 7:01 am


      • The Cowboy Online
        March 6, 2017 at 10:42 am

        Can I also contribute as many W, T and Fs as are required? (I find I go through a lot of these on your blog Julia.)

  3. Scrobs...
    March 4, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    For someone with the assumed name of Sen. Conrad Ricardo O’Blene, these names are music to one’s ears!

    Of course, as everyone knows, my real name is Michael…

    (Or M’i’cha’el)

  4. Penseivat
    March 4, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    Are we sure that Du’Wayne was not just his street name and he had been Christened Nigel? I would think that that would be enough to get him knifed in Croydon.
    Possibly crass, but his mother started it by calling him Du’Wayne.

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