Love it, or hate it!

To: Customer Care <>
Subject: Allegedly Marmite flavoured Cashews


I write in reference to your Oven-baked Cashews having Marmite flavouring.


If you wish to market these items correctly, I would suggest taking the lid off the jar of Marmite before waving it over the belt which carries the cashew nuts along towards the bagging area, as I believe that is what is needed to conform with the advertised ‘Coated in Marmite Yeast extract’, and expecting the Marmite flavouring.


Mike Cunningham

Guess what folks, I got a reply, apologising, and promising to do better!


4 comments for “Love it, or hate it!

  1. September 21, 2017 at 2:42 am

    Cashew flavoured cashews are my favourite cashews. Why would anyone want a different flavour to the one it has?

  2. Hereward Unbowed.
    September 21, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Man was made to eat berries and go mad on nuts, marmite or not, it’s a personal thing.

  3. Penseiveat
    September 21, 2017 at 7:17 am

    When in Australia, tried their version – vegemite. Would rather eat car undersealing compound.

    • September 21, 2017 at 8:16 am

      This one’s the real test, innit. Which do you reach for on the shelf?

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