A Bunion: or an Unborn baby

The Medical Gauleiter, Professor Lesley Regan, has decreed that her  Medizinisch Geburtshilfe Alter Kämpfer , formerly known as the The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists (RCOG) will push the May Government for a complete decriminalisation of abortions after a secret ballot by only 33 members of RCOG.

A group of 650 doctors have now signed a letter to Professor Regan objecting to her ‘extreme’ views. The practitioners – including those who do not belong to the RCOG – say it is ‘completely unacceptable’ that the majority of members are being denied the chance to vote.

They also warn that the college risks ‘severely damaging its reputation’ by adopting such a radical stance. If the council members vote in favour, the RCOG will formally back decriminalising abortions and lobby the Government for a change in the law.

Professor Regan ( No relation whatsoever to the Sweeney)  also stated the her opinion, which counted best because she was the MGAK Boss, was ‘If you go and get your bunions sorted… you would go to a consultation … then you take a decision and the doctor who was competent to undertake the procedure would sign the form too, and that would go forward,’ she said.

One opponent of the grisly Gauleiter stated ‘How is this different from bankers asking for fraud to be decriminalised, taxi drivers seeking an end to speed limits, or tenants aiming to abolish rental contracts?‘ he said.


Babies……………..or Bunions? Tricky ethical decision?


p.s. I might have the translations correct, but, as I am not a linguist, cannot be 100% certain: but hope you get my drift.

9 comments for “A Bunion: or an Unborn baby

  1. John in cheshire
    September 23, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    But as always, the question is who appointed her to this position and had she shown any worrying character traits in her earlier career? Also, has she attended any Common Purpose courses and how do they get rid of her?

  2. September 23, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Reminds me of the Tony Benn philosophy.

    “What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you exercise it? To whom are you accountable? And how can we get rid of you?”

    • Mona
      September 24, 2017 at 8:18 am

      Words of Wisdom from Benn, Can we petition that the REGAN creature be charged with incitement to murder?.

  3. September 24, 2017 at 8:13 am

    If a doctor compares a fetus to a bunion, shouldn’t we be asking where she got her medical degree?

    • Distant Relative
      September 24, 2017 at 12:03 pm

      Or IF?

  4. Dr Evil
    September 24, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Ethics? Those we abandoned 50 years ago when that evil git Steel was allowed to steer his murderous bill through parliament. Since then we have had a mini genocide always with the best of intentions, but even they evaporated. We criticize China and other totalitarian countries, yet we emulate them too. Just so wrong.

  5. September 25, 2017 at 3:41 am

    These people get bolder by the day.

  6. Hereward Unbowed.
    September 25, 2017 at 7:50 am

    I mean it’s only a baybee that’s not life is it?

    Anecdotal evidence points, women who abort their child, psychologically no matter how much they try, can never assuage the deep set guilt and yearning of what should have been, despite what Regan and her ilk will tell you.

  7. Distant Relative
    September 25, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    One wonders why they are pushing for this. There’s Phil the Greek and his ilk espousing the reduction of the population but there are also things like Parabiosis which doesn’t leave one with a warm fuzzy feeling. If this is going on then it is more than likely for the fossilised billionaires. They wouldn’t waste their time and money if the outcome was just to rejuvenate elderly rats!

    “Parabiosis is a promising technique for the study of the classical problems of old age, namely the possibility of reversing the pathological changes in an old animal by bathing its tissues in the blood of a young one.”

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