It may seem as if this is some joke quiz but I’m afraid it’s no joke. An easy one to start with:
Yes, they’re our new Keystone Clown Cops, Cressida Brazilian Electrician’s new joke force which arrests the near-innocent and the innocent and, along with the courts, lets the crim off scot free.
This one is a bit more difficult and you’ll need to look more closely and yet it’s right in front of your eyes dead centre [someone on Twitter spotted it immediately]:
Yes, you’re right – it is the token young, pretty female he goes straight for and completely ignores that she has that thing they call, in inking circles, a “sleeve”. That is, she has mutilated her entire right arm with tattoos.
Now, you might hotly insist, there’s nowt wrong with Popeye the Sailor Man having tatts all down his arm, nor any wharfies nor longshoremen – quite appropriate there, also among the criminal classes. It’s not out of place on a merchant seaman.
My question is – did Olive Oil have tatts down her arm?
Even Popeye just had the one of the anchor. Sean Connery also had just the one.
So, we’re really talking standards of entry for the forces, are we not? How reliable would that woman be? Did she pass the same physical tests as the men? The same psychological tests? Let’s ask those two women on the USS Fitzgerald or the ones behind that Florida bridge collapse.
Christie O on the topic:
What we are seeing now, without over-egging it, is a descent into the world which was at the end of The Lord of the Flies:
… a lawless world where nobody is safe from the savages any more, a Charlie Manson Antifa world where the blackshirts are sent out to terrorize the population:
… and that should frighten the cosy middle-class but it doesn’t appear to, at least not the Millennial:
Welcome to our Brave New World – someone like William S Burroughs or Charlie Manson would be right at home: