As you may or may not know, the health fascists have decreed January as dry, so make sure you get in sufficient quantities of booze, bacon, pastry, pud and sugar, not forgetting the salt.

Tequila and bacon butties might do the job.

4 comments for “#WetJanuary

  1. Pcar
    January 3, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    New Year’s Day, and I pass a pub with a sign reading ‘Dry January’.

    Just when I think this is akin to a turkey voting for Christmas, under it I spy a list of appropriate drinks:

    Dry gin, dry martini, dry white wine.

    Now that’s my kind of detox. (c)Mrs Gove


  2. Ted Treen
    January 6, 2019 at 12:23 am

    “The health fascists have decreed January as dry” – but I haven’t, and that’s all that matters.

  3. January 13, 2019 at 6:21 am

    It’s winter, that’s the season for heavy meals & sugary puddings!

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