Some woman did something yesterday I think, not too sure:

Hasn’t the child suffered enough?

Poor little sod – that silly bint and her equally silly husband are about to commit a crime upon a child, bringing HIM up gender neutral and feminist.

[H/T FoS and Chuckles]

18 comments for “Archie

  1. Valentine Gray
    May 8, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    I would have at least called him Tommy or Valentine ,never mind I wish little Archie all the best and may he have a happy life.

  2. Distant Relative
    May 8, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    Some woman did something yesterday I think, not too sure:

    Whenever it was it wasn’t Ginge’s missus Duchess Cringe. 😉 😉 Too many tells.
    Archie Harrison (in case they forget he’s Harry’s son? ) Mountbatten Windsor.

    Pity the kid with those two as parents.

  3. mona
    May 8, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Just be grateful they didn’t get it into their heads to call him Mohammed.

  4. May 8, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Happy life? Gender neutral?

  5. decnine
    May 8, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    When I heard the name, my first thought was of Archie Andrews.

    • May 8, 2019 at 11:06 pm

      But Harry’s Son? Really!

      Anyway, James Hewitt will be delighted.

      • James Strong
        May 9, 2019 at 12:40 pm

        Why? It’s got nothing to do with James Hewitt.
        Do you still follow the idea that Hewitt is Harry’s biological father?
        You think that Them control things, (posts passim,) . Don’t you think that Them would have checked baby Harry’s DNA?
        Do you think that Them would then be too squeamish to have the baby killed?

  6. Pcar
    May 9, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

    How do those names work when he’s being raised gender-fluid/neutral, Archie labels him a boy.

    In five-ten years what if Archie decides he’s a she?

    Shirley he should have been named Marilyn or Marion in honour of USAians Manson & Wayne;…. or Diana

  7. Macheath
    May 9, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Speaking from the chalkface, one’s heart sinks when the shortened form of a name appears on the official lists as well as in the day-to-day register; as a rule of thumb, a child actually christened ‘Archie’, ‘Tommy’ or – worst case scenario – ‘Jamie’ is a likely harbinger of tricky parents’ evenings to come.

    • May 9, 2019 at 8:13 am

      Yes indeed. But I’d say similar would be someone called Daisy or Buttercup.

    • Pcar
      May 10, 2019 at 1:05 am


      Plod: “Is Phil short for Philip?”



  8. Mudplugger
    May 9, 2019 at 8:09 am

    Of course, Harrison is the real name of Chuka Umuna, the name his clique of rich pals use but one he avoids, preferring instead the more ethnic Chuka in public.

    Maybe Harry & Megan are secret backers of Change UK? I think we should be told.

    • Bill
      May 9, 2019 at 12:42 pm

      Chuka, Barry and Tommy, who knew!
      Fake political names being pushed in the media seems to be a thing these days.

  9. Distant Relative
    May 10, 2019 at 11:42 am

    LOL!!! Archie had a narrow escape. Could be worse – Tiddles Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor

    • Pcar
      May 11, 2019 at 12:44 am

      How lovely, Harry and Megdum have a new pet

      Note to H&M: cats die if fed vegan food.

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