Surely The Police Recognise Baaaa’d Men When They See Them?

Police raided the basement flat in Gloucester after a neighbour raised the alarm when they saw men taking two live sheep from a car into the building.

Police found both sheep dead, one in the kitchen, and one in the bathroom.

One of the sheep was found to be Upton St Leonard farmer Mike Long’s, and five people were arrested as a result of the raid in April.

Bang to rights!

But….wait, not so fast.

But Mr Long was stunned when the police recently called him to say they could not prosecute those involved as they did not have enough evidence.


I … ummm….


“I thought it was an open and shut case,” he told the Gloucestershire Echo.

Well, yes! So did most people, I’ll wager!

The investigating officer, special sergeant Helen Pritchard, said there was no CCTV, verbal or forensic evidence to link them to the two farms concerned or linking them to the animals’ deaths.

Leaving aside just what the hell is ‘special’ about this useless bitch, what on earth are the police for if they can’t deal with something so simple …?

15 comments for “Surely The Police Recognise Baaaa’d Men When They See Them?

  1. May 20, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Jaw drops.

    • May 26, 2019 at 8:26 am


  2. mona
    May 20, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Don’t be horrible to the police, thinking is very trying for them, they don’t get much sleep as they are up all night worrying about how they can charge Tommy Robinson with something. Maybe they could say Tommy stole them that’l get him five years.

  3. Mark
    May 20, 2019 at 11:54 am


    I suspect the word “rag” would find it’s way into a philosophical discussion of the ovine soul here.

    Purely to do with mopping up any blood of course

    • May 26, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Of course!

  4. Penseivat
    May 20, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    If the sheep was found to belong to the farmer, and it was taken without his consent, then there is the evidence.
    No mention of the racial origins of the men, but perhaps any sign of human sperm inside the animal could lead to a charge of bestiality, an offence common to the culture of certain groups who don’t currently have sex slaves or vulnerable local girls to groom.
    Helen Pritchard, being described as a special Sergeant, may either be the Gloucestershire equivalent of an FBI Special Agent, experienced and highly trained, or a part time Special Police officer, doing her crime prevention duties when she’s not working on the check out tills at Tesco. Going by her reported comments, I’m more inclined to the latter, though CPS could, and should, be challenged regarding their decision.
    Not a good day for crime prevention.

    • Valentine Gray
      May 20, 2019 at 1:58 pm

      So sheep shagging may have been involved?, did PC Thicko think of calling a vet to see how these creatures met their end?, too near the elections to investigate about ethnic sheep shagging.

    • Ed P
      May 20, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      Perhaps “special” as in “special needs”?

    • May 26, 2019 at 8:27 am

      There don’t seem to be many good days lately, do there?

  5. Distant Relative
    May 20, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Did they eat the evidence?????????

    • Mark
      May 20, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      Before or after. With certain enrichers it could be either or both?

  6. Errol
    May 20, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    No forensic evidence? They found the sheep dead in these Muslim’s homes.

    Dear life. Shoot someone, leave them in your house. Cal police. No forensic evidence – there’s a dead sodding body!

  7. Penseivat
    May 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    If they were Muslim, and had had carnal knowledge of the sheep, they would not eat the animal as it is now considered unclean – well, of course it’s unclean if it has Muslim sperm inside it. However, they would be permitted to cut it up and sell the parts, sperm included, to other Muslims (they are nothing, if not considerate, to fellow RoP members).

  8. May 21, 2019 at 5:14 am

    It’s all so unpleasant.

  9. Mudplugger
    May 21, 2019 at 8:37 am

    As we are currently halfway through Ramadan, a period in which the engagement in eating, drinking, smoking or sex during daylight hours is ‘haram’, it is likely that the wretched sheep may have been saved the indignity of penetration/death until sun-down at least.
    But that assumes all RoP followers are strict in all their observances – many of my knowledge would be celebrating with a vodka or three, whatever the Koran says, so it’s not looking quite so good for the sheep.

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