Under house arrest

Just in case you missed the fun from Boris’s martial law cast:

Boris Johnson plunged the UK into coronavirus lockdown tonight – ordering the closure of all shops selling non-essential goods as well as playgrounds and churches. Gatherings of more than two people will be banned in the most dramatic curbs ever seen in Britain in peacetime, as the government goes all out to stop the spread of the killer disease. In a grim address to the nation from Downing Street, Mr Johnson said weddings, baptisms and other social events must be cancelled to stop the NHS collapsing under the strain – although funerals can go ahead. People must only go out for essential supplied, medical treatment, or to travel to work if unavoidable. Going out for exercise will be allowed once a day, but parks will be patrolled to make sure there is no abuse of the rules. Mr Johnson said his message to the public was simple: ‘You must stay at home.’ The premier was finally forced into the draconian move amid fury that many people are still flouting ‘social distancing’ guidance, with parks and Tube trains in London – regarded as the engine of the UK outbreak – still busy. ‘Though huge numbers are complying – and I thank you all – the time has now come for us all to do more,’ Mr Johnson said.

Weeks of pleasure for all.

2 comments for “Under house arrest

  1. Valentine Gray
    March 24, 2020 at 7:55 am

    Boris has introduced a new illness into Britain, C,C,S ie CORONA CONFINEMENT SYNDROME symptoms are depression. suicide, domestic strife, debt, political abuse and loss of freedom. A sure case of the Cure worse than the disease.

    • March 24, 2020 at 9:44 am

      Plus radical dissidence.

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