The West Lothian question and the Barnett Formula are still live issues, despite the 2015 moves in parliament which pretend otherwise.
I asked a friend just now – do you know what day this is?
I asked – are you British, English or Salopian?
Well today’s England’s Day. Why do the English not celebrate their day?
Blank look, followed by a burst of patriotism.
Finally, awwww, it’s so nice of the United States to remember England:
Pour that man another cuppa tea.