They Learned Nothing From The London Riots…

A police investigation has today been launched after a small team of officers unsuccessfully attempted to break-up a 300 person-strong illegal ‘rave’ – which later ended in reports of a stabbing.

Yes, in case you’re wondering about the demographic here…

Cambridgeshire Police say officers and paramedics were unable to locate anyone with injuries, and no-one with stab wounds has since attended a local hospital.

The ‘rave’ continued until around 1am, when the music was finally switched off.

An investigation has now been launched.

After it’s all over. Well, at least they didn’t run away while the miscreants burned their station down, I suppose….

Superintendent Adam Gallop, from Cambridgeshire Police, said:’We are investigating the source of the gathering and how it came to be of such a scale.’

That’s easy. It came to ‘be that scale’ because you didn’t send enough police and do enough to prevent it growing to that scale. You didn’t do your job. As usual.

‘Where any offences have been committed we will take action, but due to the scale of the event and the number of enquiries we need to carry out this could take some time.’

Funny, police seem very eager to attend other lockdown breaches:


You need lots more customers, chum, they won’t go near you then…

3 comments for “They Learned Nothing From The London Riots…

  1. Valentine Gray
    June 1, 2020 at 9:31 am

    Now I know why vaccinations are urgently required, can’t have people breaking lockdown rules, inject them now.

    • June 2, 2020 at 7:05 am

      With what…? šŸ˜‰

  2. Mona
    June 1, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    Don’t be to hard on our gallant plod risking their lives forcing the elderly out parks off of beaches and other dangerous duties they must be at breaking point poor things.

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