The futile ‘Commission to explore Equality’

Futile? Not a bit, the Commission Head  isn’t even appointed yet, the terms of reference are not even considered: but I can tell you what will become of this ill-advised flummery.

The newly-discussed Commission will be comprised of Black, Indian, Carribbean, Asian members, with a token white bloke, who will be seated in another building and fed snippets of information, but fed only just above starvation levels. This because the White Majority have had it all their own way for far too long, and besides which, for all the centuries, White men were complicit in the slavery trade anyway, and they now must learn who is ‘Boss’ in this racist Land.

The  Commission will sit, not for just six months, but probably six years, because there’s been an awful lot of ‘White Privilege’, and we (the Commission) will need to hear an awful lot of evidence.

But, in order that the public not get too restive, while we (the Commission) try to wangle our way past the immutable truth that, without the assistance of whole tribes of Black people in Africa, there wouldn’t have been any Black slaves to be sold at Auction in Virginia, Arkansas and Louisiana: we will present our findings in advance, as we already know what we want:—

  • All statues of white men and women to be taken down immediately. It doesn’t matter who they were, or what they represented, to  the Black and Minority Ethnic Communities; they are racist symbols, and they just have to go.
  • The Albert Memorial. Once the statue has been removed, a statue of Bill Cosby should replace it, as he, above all, is a symbol of how wrong White people can be about Black people.
  • All Blue Plaques shall be removed, and once we find some Black people who should be remembered, their names will be installed on those spots.
  • All Private Schools shall be forced to include Black students  as part of their apologies to the BAME community; up to a total of half the student intake.This is because it is a fact of life that 90% of Black students come from deprived and underprivileged backgrounds, and therefore are deserving of better education than  their White counterparts. Their fees will all  be paid by the State, as will their upkeep. The Private Schools have been chosen because the State Education system is crap! They don’t need to include any Asian, Chinese or Indian students as it is well known that these categories will win their own places, paid for by their own families.
  • All Universities will, henceforth, select at least half their undergraduate intake from only Black minority backgrounds, as the Commission understands that this decision is needed to  tell Black families that their decades of misery are understood. Their fees will all  be paid by the State, as will their upkeep.
  • Henceforth, all young Black men, who are stopped and searched by the Police, and are found to be carrying bladed weapons, shall be allowed to walk free. This is primarily because they will be allowed to use, as a recognised defence, the ‘Dominic Cummings’ Queen’s Gambit Declined’ statement of, ”I was scared, and sought to protect myself by carrying an unlawful bladed weapon”’. The ONLY time when this ‘Defence’ fails is when a victim’s blood, confirmed by a DNA test is found, fresh, on the blade; within one hour of the arrest.
  • Similarly, all young and older Black men shall not be arrested for the possession of any Scheduled Drug, no matter how large the quantity or type; because it is well known and accepted that, as their ancestors used drugs, so  should they.
  • All files, books and especially records of how, once the Slave Trade was repealed in Great Britain, the Royal Navy was supremely successful in sweeping the slavers’ ships off the seas, of rescuing and freeing the slaves they found; shall be delivered to the Commission’s place of working, so that they be burnt, primarily because it really didn’t happen like that; and because it was all lies. We read ‘1984’ as well as you, Bro’.
  • The  Board of Directors of all Listed Companies shall, within three months, make sure that a majority of directors shall be from the BAME sector, and also give all BaME employees an immediate 15% pay rise.

Further statements will be forthcoming, once we (the Commission) work out and agree what we want, but we feel must include the forced removal of white families from their big houses, so that poor underprivileged Black families can be placed in those same big houses.

9 comments for “The futile ‘Commission to explore Equality’

  1. john in cheshire
    June 15, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    South Africa here we come.

    • June 15, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      John, You got it in one!

      From the Black Economic Empowerment act, which is outright theft of white businesses, and ever onwards, they’re all the same. Bunch of crooks.

  2. Valentine Gray
    June 15, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Two million women were raped in Nigeria last year, white genocide in South Africa ( I have the most horrific pictures of murdered whites). here in Britain when stop and search was ended black knife crime doubled, we have Industrialised drug crime with county lines a by -product. Please just name me one invention from a black man, not so much morals as gray matter.

    • Mudplugger
      June 15, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      Key invention – permanent victimhood.

    • June 20, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      I honestly learned one thing from a Black man in South Africa, so credit where is due, he showed me how to turn rubber gloves from inside-out, and then re-inflate the fingers: very informative and important!

  3. Mona
    June 15, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    I think the biggest problem non whites have is looking in the mirror.

  4. Penseivat
    June 16, 2020 at 12:15 am

    “….permanent victimhood.” Perhaps we could relocate all the victimised blacks to Liverpool. I’m sure they will fit in quite well.

    • Mudplugger
      June 16, 2020 at 8:42 am

      Even Liverpool doesn’t deserve that – how about Ghana or Jamaica?

  5. June 16, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Only 15%. ?

    You Wayyyyyycist.

    That will still leave bame ladies 28% behind bame men.

    Sexiiiiiist too.

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