5 comments for “Sorry, Effie, It’s Been Done…

  1. Ed P
    July 1, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Obviously a crap ‘idea’, Effie/Karen.

    Not all knife attacks are with a stabbing motion, many are slashings, across a limb or the throat.
    Like the Special Forces (allegedly), if going for a kill, slash across the neck artery, using the sharp edge – the point is pointless.

  2. Penseivat
    July 2, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Don’t forget that forks have sharp ends on their tines and, having seen a Royal Marine instructor show how to kill someone with a dessert spoon, perhaps we should do away with dining utensils and just suck gloop through a straw? What do you think, Karen?

    • Rowdy
      July 2, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      Not metal straws though, they’re deadly!

    • July 3, 2020 at 3:37 am

      Straws rooooon the environment. A move toward greater use of straws would bring about the total collapse of the western world. (so I am told by earnest people)

    • July 4, 2020 at 4:01 pm


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