Hey ‘Guardian’, Your Headline Is Missing Some Words…

…words like ‘need to’, perhaps?
Because I can pretty much guarantee the vast majority of these ‘children’ are strapping youths and beefy females that look like someone shaved a female mountain gorilla and applied some lipstick.

According to the figures, stun gun use by officers against 11- to 17-year-olds of all ethnicities is rising, with 61% more children facing them last year than in 2018 – while data from 2020 shows it is continuing to increase steeply.

Hardly a surprise, when you raise a generation of children to believe there will never be any consequences, and instill in them all knowledge of their rights and none of their corresponding responsibilities…

The figures suggest the weapons are being used for compliance when campaigners maintain they should only be drawn in the event of an imminent threat.

‘Pretty please with sugar on top’ isn’t working, so the police need to do something

But how many of these incidents end in *ZAAAP!* ‘Ow…’?

Use of Taser weapons includes any incident in which they are drawn, or their red laser sights are pointed, or the weapons are fired.

Discharges account for about 15% of uses, according to the National Police Chiefs Council.

Nothing to concern ourselves with, then.

4 comments for “Hey ‘Guardian’, Your Headline Is Missing Some Words…

  1. Ed P
    August 24, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Red lasers are just so waaacist – insist on black ones!

  2. Michael
    August 24, 2020 at 11:27 am

    Shocking, truly shocking. Just 15%? The Politzei aren’t even trying For the BAME and hard of thinking, Chris Rock provides a useful video showing how to avoid these little problems. “How not to get you a$$ kicked by the Police” a Public Service Video.

  3. Andy5759
    August 24, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Interesting use of words in the article itself. When young people are being victimised by the state or the law they are described as children. Elsewhere in the Grauniad where a different emotional response is required they are called kids. Subtly guiding the reader to the correct conclusion.

  4. Valentine Gray
    August 24, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL
    HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL
    ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN
    COULDN’T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN.
    Its over Humpty Dumpty Britain,social distancing face masks self isolation in case you get a virus that was made to make you quake with submission but you may never know you had it , if you cannot standup to that how are you stand up to BAME? or our fascist police.

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