Tag: You have Got to be Joking!

Barking Up The Wrong Tree!

Keith and Joy Ford of Fleet Lane, Chickerell, are asking for an apology after receiving a letter from the dog warden. The couple, who are in their 80s, have been accused of allowing two chocolate Labradors to behave aggressively towards…

But Not Very Likely, I Suspect…

Nathan Boughton was at the Lidl store in Eastern Road in Brighton on June 25 when staff spotted him attempting to leave without paying for meat. When challenged, he grabbed the fire extinguisher before the police were called. During chaotic…

More Vegan Cats..?

The minister for women has been condemned for saying that young people are having their gender reassigned as “an answer to questions they are perhaps not asking themselves”. Well, quite! A ‘transgender 3 year old‘ is like a vegan cat.…

Almost Lost It, But Nice Recovery, Prof Glees!

West Midlands Police told a judge that he would be helping to combat terrorism if he banned the publication of Inspector Lee Bartram’s address. Is Insp Bartram a chiseled-jawed anti-terrorist officer, fearful of retaliation from Islamist nutjobs for defusing a…

Bug Or Feature?

  Last month, the home secretary, Sajid Javid, said that EU nationals would be asked to answer “three simple questions” in an online form to continue living in the UK once it has left the EU. Applicants will be asked…

You Helped Make This Bed…

…so don’t whinge that the pillow is hard and the mattress lumpy: We’ve all been there. Not just women, either. Who can forget Jasper Carrot’s routine of ‘the nutter on the bus’..? But of course, Harriet thinks that as a…

Mind Your Language…

I rarely find myself disagreeing with Louise Casey. She is one of few in the government who consistently and bravely speaks out about social and cultural issues in an honest and straightforward manner. Many of her recommendations on integration and…