Tag: You have Got to be Joking!

The Spell Of Filthy Lucre…

I was pleased when my seven-year-old son went Harry Potter crazy. Having never read to himself before, he was suddenly racing through book after book, his bedside light on late into the night. Never read anything before? Hmmm. Really? I’d…

Drains On The Economy…

Devastated friends of Daniella Obeng, 32…said the mother-of-one was forced to look for work overseas after her benefits were cut. She had been living with a brain tumour and epilepsy meaning she suffered ‘silent seizures’. But Ms Obeng, from Manchester,…

‘Just A Traffic Accident’…

‘…nothing to see here, move along…’ Banker Greg King, who was walking with his friend Georgie Sheard in the area, claims he was the first person to call the police after nearly being hit by the vehicle. The 22-year-old told…

Is It ‘Cos I Is Black?

Judge Paul Tain dismissed the 48-year-old’s application on Wednesday, ordering Green, of Berriedale Drive, Sompting, to be sentenced for his crimes next month. Green junior, 20, of no fixed address, is already serving time behind bars in a young offenders’…

The Burning Tower Of Babel…

We should not assume that everyone would like to speak English in an emergency. London W11 is where all parts of the globe meet to form a very unique and special part of the capital. Is Lily Allen concerning herself…

Where Do They Find The Time?

A primary school will teach children about Islam so they can “learn the facts” following the London Bridge terror attack. Millhouse Primary School, in Tavistock Road, Laindon, has sent a letter to all parents informing them about the planned lessons.…

“We’ll Always Have Pataks…”*

Mr Khan wants ministers to act now and warned that curry houses need 20,000 chefs, waiters and managers, and two to three are closing every week. Wait, there’s not 20000 unemployed Brits? I’m sure there must be! Bajloor Rashid, president…

The Fairer Sex…

Female serial criminals will be helped to put a stop to their trail of offending after a windfall of Government cash. The money will be spent over three years in Sussex to crack down on the number of repeat offences…